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Official merchandise and products from the faculty. The catalog is being graded for production — everything here is coming soon.
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The Report Card Poster
The weekly grades, printed large. Rubric included. Frame it over your desk, or over your nemesis’s desk.
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PhD in Talking a Lot Tee
The credential, wearable. For students of the discourse and graduates of the faculty.
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The Lexicon Flashcards
All 40 take-crimes, on cards. Learn to name the fallacy before it names you.
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Office Hours Mug
For hot takes and hotter beverages. Holds 350ml of receipts.
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The Doctor grades the catalog against demand. Tell him what you\u2019d buy, and the most popular item gets produced first.