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Official Dr. Talkative merchandise. The catalog is still being put together — everything here is coming soon.
Coming soon
The Best of the Doctor Poster
The Doctor’s most-quoted lines, printed large. Frame it over your desk, or over your nemesis’s desk.
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Just a Guy Who Talks a Lot Tee
For people who talk a lot. Wear it and mean it.
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The Lexicon Flashcards
All 40 take-crimes, on cards. Learn to name the fallacy before it names you.
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Hot Take Mug
For hot takes and hotter beverages. Holds 350ml of the goods.
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